Visad võmmid (Cop Out, USA, 2010)

Directed: Kevin Smith
Produced: Marc E. Platt, Polly Johnsen, Michael Tadross
Written: Mark Cullen, Robb Cullen
Starring: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Pollak, Seann William Scott
Music: Harold Faltermeyer
Cinematography: Dave Klein
Edited: Kevin Smith
Production company: Marc Platt Productions
Distributed: Warner Bros. Pictures
Release dates: February 26, 2010
Running time: 107 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $37 million
Box office: $55.5 million

Jimmy ja Paul on politseinikud, kes on koos töödanud juba 9 aastat. Kuid peale suurt jama, kus nad ebaõnnestusid suure kahtlustavad Juan Diazi püüdimisel, korraldasid nad suure tulistamise naabruses ning lõid last, eemaldatakse nad töölt ja jäetakse ilma palgata. Jimmy vajab aga raha, kuna tema tütar Ava hakkab abielluma ja pulmadeks kulub ligi 50 000 dollarit. Kuigi Jimmy eksnaise Pami uus mees Roy on nõus ise pulmade eest maksma, ei taha Jimmy seda ning püüab leida viisi kuidas raha saada.

Samal ajal muretseb Paul et tema naine Debbie petab teda ja paneb salakaamera üles. Jimmy otsustab oma 1952 aasta Andy Pafko pesapalikaardi maha müüa et tütre pulmade eest maksta, kuid saab petta Davelt, kes tema kaardi varastab ja Paulilt tema relva pihta paneb. Nad saavad  teada et Dave kavatseb üht maja röövida ja võtavad ta kinni, kuid juba on Dave kaardi ja relva maha müünud et narkot saada.

Jimmy ja Paul lähevad diileri Poh Boy juurde kes teatab et võib anda neile kaardi kui nad tagastavad varastatud auto. Leides auto, leiavad nad autost ka naise nimega Gabriela. Naine teatab et on tapetud narkolordi mistress ning Poh Boy röövis ta. Jimmy vaatab linti, salakaamerast mille Paul majja pani ning näeb Debbiet teise mehega kuid kinnitab Paulile et seal polnud midagi.

Kuid siis leiab Paul siiski lindi ja on vihane ning murtud, et Debbie ongi teise mehega ja et Jimmy valetas. Gabriela ei taha et Jimmy või Paul viga saaks ning jätab neile mälupulga kus on info diilerit kontaktide kohta. Jimmy ja Paul maksavad Dave eest et too saaks neile kaardi ja relva tagastada kuid too kukub puuotsast alla ja sureb.

Jimmy läheb kaardile järele kuid jääb gängile ette. Samal ajal saab Paul aga teada et Debbie üldsegi ei peta teda, vaid mängis mehele triki kaamera paigutamise eest. Olles tapnud enamus gängi leiavad Paul ja Jimmy Poh Boy, kes sihib Gabrielat. nad lasevad Poh Boy maha kuid Pauli tulistatud kuul läheb otse läbi pesapallikaardi mis oli mehel taskus. Olles aga gängi tabanud saavad mehed oma töökoha tagasi.

Jimmy laseb lõpuks siiski Royl pulmad kinni maksta ning Pam palub Jimmylt teenet, et kas ta ei võiks koos Royga anda Ava üle. Kuid kui tuleb aeg seda teha, näitab Paul Royle relva ning mees ei tõuse oma istmelt.

Paul Hodges: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Jimmy Monroe: I’ve never seen that movie before.

Dave: Knock Knock.
Paul Hodges: Don’t do it Jim.
Dave: Do it.
Paul Hodges: If you respect our partnership Jim don’t do it.
Dave: Do it.
Jimmy Monroe: Who’s there?
Dave: Orange.
Paul Hodges: No. No. Huh Huh. No. No! No! No! Hell No! NO! NO! I refuse to… No! No! Alright Orange who damn it?
Dave: Orange you pissed that your wife is taking it in the ass from another guy right now?

Jimmy Monroe: This guy’s the biggest car thief in Brooklyn, let’s be careful
Tommy: You just scratched my ride.
Paul Hodges: What the hell are you doin’, Tommy?
Tommy: I’m drivin’, bitch.
Paul Hodges: Get out o’ the car!
Tommy: Is it I’m black?
Paul Hodges: No! Cause you’re TEN!
Tommy: Eleven!
Paul Hodges: Get out o’ the car!
Tommy: I was wearin’ my seatbelt!
Paul Hodges: Get out o’ the car, you little re-peat offender!
Tommy: Fuck!

Paul Hodges: Now we need to know about the Mercedez that was stolen a couple o’ nights ago, in the back of a Mini-Mart, in Bay Ridge!
Tommy: I ain’t tellin’ you shit! You can’t DO shit, cause I’m a miiiinor
Jimmy Monroe: Heh heh heh heh
Tommy: Fuck you too, Professor-X-looking Mother Fucker!
Jimmy Monroe: You are an angry young man.
Tommy: Yo, you’re messin’ with my business, bitch.
Paul Hodges: Whose car is this?
Tommy: Yo Momma’s!

Tommy: What?
Paul Hodges: You know, I’m gonna smack the black off you!
Tommy: You can’t do anything to me
Paul Hodges: Talk! About the stolen Mercedes-Benz!
Tommy: I’m not tellin’ you nothin’
Paul Hodges: No, you gonna tell me somethin’ or I’m gonna…
Jimmy Monroe: I told ya be careful! Paul, did you just punch a little child?
Paul Hodges: There’s things you don’t know about me, Jim, I’ll fuck a little kid up if he kicked me in the dick!

Dave: This is police brutality.
Jimmy Monroe: Not yet…

Paul Hodges: You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
Jimmy Monroe: Where do you find the time to watch “Animal Planet”? I’m with you 25 hours a day!
Paul Hodges: I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Jimmy Monroe: Well, you’re a compendium of fucking useless information.
Paul Hodges: Well, I don’t wanna look at reality TV, cause that’s the bowels of Hollywood.
Jimmy Monroe: fuckin’ Reality TV, fuckin’ blows
Paul Hodges: And I like to see chimpanzees gettin’ head.
Jimmy Monroe: You got a point.


Paul Hodges: OK, how are we going work this?
Jimmy Monroe: Same way we always do. I interrogate him, you write it down.
Paul Hodges: Oh so you’re making decisions now? I hope the whole 6-9 know that you’re making decisions. I’m going to play the bad guy on this one.
Jimmy Monroe: Doubtful.
Paul Hodges: Un-doubtful.
Jimmy Monroe: Highly doubtful and you know why because you don’t play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like.

Paul Hodges: I know what “pellegro” means.
Jimmy Monroe: What’s it mean?
Paul Hodges: It’s Puerto-Rican for “penguin”

Paul Hodges: Jim, I just got SHOT!
Jimmy Monroe: Mozel Tov

Paul Hodges: Let’s go be great!
Jimmy Monroe: Do you ever listen to yourself sometimes?

Paul Hodges: Happy anniversary Jim.
Jimmy Monroe: I don’t celebrate anniversaries.
Paul Hodges: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face.
Jimmy Monroe: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you’re gonna see on my face is “fuck you”.

Paul Hodges: That’s called parkour. It’s a French martial art to get you around and over stuff.
Jimmy Monroe: What are you?

Paul Hodges: You look like you need a hug.
Jimmy Monroe: Whoa. You really read that one wrong.
Paul Hodges: It’s just that I’m vulnerable, man.
Jimmy Monroe: How long she been in there?
Paul Hodges: I don’t know, does this mean that we’re not broken up any more?
Jimmy Monroe: What are you, in the fifth grade?

Jimmy Monroe: You beat up a kid?
Paul Hodges: I needed the bike.
Captain Romans: You can see it on youtube if you want.
Paul Hodges: Really? What, *the* youtube?
Captain Romans: Good job.
Paul Hodges: Captain, how many hits I get?
Captain Romans: There’s at least two, the Chief of Police and the Deputy Chief.

Jimmy Monroe: You know how tired we are from killing all your friends?

Poh Boy: We practiced that for an hour!

10/8 (Mnjaa.. Willis on alati politsei kes satub ikka igasugustesse olukordadesse ja taaskord on mustanahaline partner, mitte et see halb oleks või ma rassist kuid come on.. miks peab alati valge ja must koos olema? )